I met up with the feet goat in Brooklyn last year. I was chilling in my Airbnb and all of a sudden I felt someone watching me through the screen. I beckoned him to come closer. Closer! Get over here and come through the screen. Worship these feet because you know you want to. You better do a good job. Take these socks off. Pour some honey on my toes and lick it all off like a good boy. How yummy!