I'm stealing your wife because I'm better than you

I'm better than you in every way. Your poor wife deserves so much better. Sit and listen while I sip my coffee and explain exactly why your wife will leave you for me. I degrade, humiliate, and shame you. Listen while I tell you all of the details of exactly how I'm going to fuck her better than you ever could. You're a selfish little fuck, and you don't deserve a wife.