Welcome to Gooner Heaven! You watched way too much porn during your lifetime to qualify for Regular Heaven, but fortunately there's a special place in the afterlife just for gooners like you. Grab your cock and your favorite party favors - all the best things to drink, sniff, snort, and smoke are available in unlimited quantities in Gooner Heaven! While you pump, your sexy guardian angel describes what it's like in Gooner Heaven. Angels in all shapes, sizes, and genders are available to act any fantasy you can imagine. As she strips off her heavenly garments, your angel encourages you to imbibe. Just remember that in Gooner Heaven you can look as much as you want, but you can never touch the angels - or cum! In Gooner Heaven, all you can do is stroke, get fucked up, and edge for all of eternity!