Are you wondering what you're doing here? Well I don't usually invite boys over to My apartment for a first date, but I saw something in you that I could not ignore. This right here is My bathroom and I think it's going to be your new favourite place to be. you see I see a new life for you. One that involves a full commitment to maintaining My ass. Look at your ears perking up... I knew My instincts weren't wrong. you were meant to be My toilet!