Oh, don't be so delusional, you're not a bitch for dicks, right? You just really, really love watching men jerk off their massive dicks—it’s a hobby, isn’t it? How laughable! Keep telling yourself you're not gay, you just fantasize about those big, throbbing cocks filling your mouth every chance you get. Admit to yourself, deep down where you hide all your filthy secrets, that you are a rare gay lover of dicks. No, no, don't protest. You're not gay; you just can't stop drooling over men as they pleasure themselves, can you?