Here are the facts. Number one: women don’t want you. The end. An entire gender has rejected you. How does that feel? Now, there are some solutions, some workarounds- for the betterment of society. We can lock it up. It’ll save you from temptation. It will honestly make your life easier. And if we’re going to lock it up, might as well lock it up so long and tight that we shave inches off your already underwhelming size. And if we’re going to shrink it down, we might as well make it a clitty. And if we make it a clitty you might as well become a girl for Goddess... And if you’re a girl, you might as well do what girls do best…