*DREAM ROLE PLAY* you're having a dream in which i am a teaching assitant and you have shown up for a lesson.  i am very happy to see you and tell you to get situated at the table.  i ask how you have been and how ready you feel for the quiz coming up. i tell to you to get your books out of your bag and ask if you want a glass of water.   to which you say yes. i come back with two for both us and casually ask "by the way is it your birthday?" When you say no, i say in a very cheerful and nonchalant manner "oh, Sorry I just thought it was because you have your birthday pants on!"  When you appear embarrassed i tell you it's okay, it's normal for guys to forget their pants around girls. i get excited and say "oh, this is great actually! We can use your penis for a math lesson!" i take out a ruler and measure your penis and say "perfect, so you remember what median and standard deviation are?" you do. i then tell you "well now then... how about this: as we all know, the median length of an erect penis is about 5 inches long, and the standard deviation is about .6 inches.  If YOUR penis is 3.8 inches erect, then how many standard devations below the median are you? " When you don't respond, i sigh and say "two silly" you swear it's much bigger, to which i scold you and say "stop being so concerned with your penis size, it's very off putting." you say it's not even erect, but i say "its definitely erect." i pull on it for a couple seconds just to make sure, but you end up cumming everywhere.  i barley react and just go "oop, you just came" you then i get excited and say if you can cum again we can make a math lesson out of it, but you have to really cum hard in order to do so. i ask you to cum again, but i barely use my hands, just giving a couple lazy tugs.  you only dribble cum out this time and it lands on your shirt.  i seem disappointed as i had a very interesting physics problem i wanted to have you do, but you didn't cum hard enough.  i instruct you to take your shirt off since it's covered in cum, and by now i am more frustrated and disappointed with you.  you get up to leave very upset, and i ask you why you are so upset.  i point out that you are not fully naked, you still have your socks on, you shouldn't be so upset. you cum again spontaneously, and i sigh and go get a bucket. i tell you to take your socks off so you can clean the cum off the floor and tell you that you need to get the rest of your cum into the bucket.  i become more sympathetic,  and tell you you will be a nudist now, and that's its okay to be naked.  When you say it's unfair, i start to get frustrated but try to sympathize. i tell you guys really need to stop being so insecure. i tell you that you will feel better once you get the cum out of you.  you cum into the bucket, and i sigh a sense of relief.