I’m so excited to try this new restaurant but once you hear my breathing when bending over to tie my shoes you get all self conscious. Telling me my jeans are too tight, my shirt is so small and I’ve gotten too fat. I’m not scared to be fat and eat out at a nice restaurant! But you’re being such a debby downer that I oblige to eating at home but just because you’re being this way, I’m ordering two entrees. Hmph!