I've come round to visit, your wife has gone off somewhere, I catch you looking at me, I know you wanna jerk off for me so just be quick! I tell you to hurry up and do it quickly before she gets back, then I realise what a loser you are and humiliate you, reminding you how guilty you should feel jerking off to me, and that I will probably tell your wife about this! Clean yourself up, she's coming back!