Open your mind Jedi, I can show you the TRUE power of the dark side....power that the Jedi Order have kept from you all this time. They don't want you to experience this mind-blowing level of pleasure that exists within you, they want to keep you WEAK. But I desire one thing for you, Jedi...to teach you the ways of the Sith and to FREE you from this oppression...the power of hands free orgasms will be yours...