Stephanie and I got a call from Dr. Donny saying one of our biggest fans didn't have very long to live... and his last wish was to bang his two favorite porn stars. So, of course, being the empathetic women we are, we rushed right over to support our fan in his time of need. After we were done fulfilling his wish, I asked him what he was dying of... and do you know what he told me??? THIRST!!!!