We need to sit down and have a serious talk. I know you secretly watch gay porn. I've been monitoring your search history on your work laptop. Don't try to fool me anymore! Really? Watching gay porn at WORK? So I can't find out? Do you think I'm stupid? You're watching it at work so I can't find out. WELL, I FOUND OUT! AND YOU'RE A FAGGOT! And I think it's hilarious. What am I going to do with you now? How do we save this relationship? Pim p you out maybe? HAHA