We've been dating for a bit and we are finally ready to take our relationship to the next level, sex! You take me to a nice hotel and I am so hot and ready for you. I'm wearing a long dress with no panties. I begin to tease you and show you how ready I am. I tell you I'm ready and proceed to sit on your hard, ready cock. "Where is it? I continue to move backwards, inching closer to your dick. Finally I found it, and it is not what I was expecting. I hope up and take a look at what I'm working with here. This is not a dick! This is a small pathetic excuse for a dick. My girlfriend warned me about you, I should have listened. I don't have time for a shrimp dick loser like you.