Seriously, I understand how deeply frustrated you are. You've gone such a long, hard, difficult time without a stroke and send and you're so very desperate for that kind of orgasm, that intense and quivering orgasm that only stroking your horny cock off while you send and spend gives you. Your wife will never understand. She could never. But me on the other hand - I know just what makes you tick! Or throb is really what I should say. I've got the perfect excuse for you to get away with a big, hot splurge for your wallet and your cock. Sure this title says to tell her you got robbed but there's a lot more detail to it than that. I'm going to help you get away with it and you're going to follow my instructions - from what excuse to you, all the way through to every stroke I tell you and every single pay command. Look at how horny in anticipation you are to be my good wallet!