Hi titty-freaks ;) you're REALLY undeserving of this gift that I'm giving you right now. I mean like - you REALLY don't deserve this AT ALL - but I'm feeling devious and I feel like seducing you out of both your wallet and your neurons. What do you feel when you see My big black boobs? Does your mind go weak? Do you short-circuit? Do you start to throb? I'm gonna turn you mind into mush right now - I'm going use My weapons of mass distraction to get what I want. You can GOON and SWOON for My big black tits, but you MUST pay.