Wondering what it’d be like if you got a dick rating from me? Here’s a generalized SPH dick rating, specifically for little shrimp dick losers like you! I talk about how much smaller it is compared to what I’m used to taking and how you couldn’t please me with it… After watching this I’m sure you’ll want to know what I ACTUALLY think of the one in your pants so… don’t be afraid to send me a message ;)