You know that you're a virgin, but I think it's time we really made that sink into your head. Listen deep as I speak, my words echoing. I'll have you repeat after me, repeating affirmations of virginity, celibacy, denial, and being pussyfree. You will be my perfect little virgin, and you will repeat these mantras day and night. Put your headphones in, look into my eyes, and reaffirm your permanent virgin status for me!