Dreaming of an American Woman? Our legendary bitchiness calls to your soul. Catching me would be such an accomplishment. Blonde hair, big fake tits, a nice round rear? Yes please there are few who could blame you for desiring me. Sadly though you will learn some lessons from me. You just don't have what it takes for me to settle into my Feminine energy so you'll get to observes and take notes from the corner of the bar I allowed you to come to tonight.