I have been working for you and your wife as a babysitter for a very long time. I really need a day off, but your wife wants me to work every single day... She's unreasonable!  I figured you could help me convince her. I know nothing is free in this world, so I'm willing to do something special for you in return. I've noticed some odd behaviors, which led me to believe you have a pee fetish. Am I right? Well, instead of following me to the toilet and listening to me pee from outside the door, this time you could watch the whole thing... All I want in exchange is next Friday off from work. Deal?