It's after class and this little sweet Hufflepuff takes a walk into the Enchanted Forest for some much needed alone relaxation time. As she's walking, she hears someone creeping near her, as if they are following her and trying not to get caught. She plays it off and suddenly exposed the creeping perv. It's another student. She knows just who YOU are. Her best friend told her you have a crush on her and she begins to tease you. Sudducing you and making you believe she actually wants you. Finally she tells you that you would be able to satisfy her. She starts to take off her backpack, jacket, and shorts. Being the top of her class, she casts a magic shrinking spell on you and you turn into a tiny pathetic man. No bigger than a cockroach! She picks you up and teases you a little more before placing you on a branch and playing with you inside of her mouth. Time to eat!!!  She swallows you whole and instantly becomes gassy and bloated. She burps for a while and comes up with a plan to cast a magic spell on her bloated belly to help you digest faster. To her surprise, it works great and you came right back out the other end, not fully digested. She shoves you back into her mouth so she doesn't leave any evidence and puts back on her clothing to rush back to Hogwarts before she's late.  Silly you, messing with a Hufflepuff. You know us honey badgers are sweet and fierce little creatures that you don't want to mess with.