I spent ages in a hot kitchen making you spanakopita and you insult it, you ungrateful waste of space. I used a recipe from my GREAT Yiayia (that's Greek for 'grandmother,: you pleb), the one that has ruined MARRIAGES for generations as it commands insane lust for the cook. But you...YOU, you pathetic waste of space. You think it needs salt, you want to add ketchup... Ketchup?! To SPANAKOPITA?! That's it. I'm fed up, so get down in your goddamn KNEES, put that ungrateful nose to my unwashed bush and TAKE. YOUR. PUNISHMENT. Extreme Close-Up continuous shot of my stream and unwashed bush for your humiliation displeasure.