It's late night and I'm in the bathroom taking a piss as I begin to hear things in my living room. Am I being robbed? I sneak up on the thief as he is trying to take my big screen television. I'm frightened but I confront him and threaten to call the police. Breaking & entering is a crime that's punishable by law. And he is obviously a repeat offender. He wants to make a deal... Anything to stop me from calling the cops! Well, I couldn't get to bed because I'm horny as hell. Do you think you can give me some dick, a good fucking, and I won't call the cops? Is it a deal???