Daisy Dax knows you lied about having a vasectomy. How? Because she's pregnant. Her tits hurt, she's gained weight AND she found out your ex girlfriend is 8 months pregnant. But here's the kicker - Daisy didn't tell you, but went off her birth control, and now she's knocked up because you lied and wanted to hit it raw. So now Daisy is in control. Unless you want everyone in your life to know that you're a secret chubby chaser that got an obese internet slut pregnant, you're going to pay, because Daisy found all of their social media. Doctor's appts, rent, car note, everything. You're on the hook. Daisy is going to drain you dry. But don't worry, she'll keep your secret AND let you keep fucking her. Especially if you want to hate fuck her. Either way, you're stuck with her and the bun in her oven for at least 18 years.