I’m a yoga instructor running late for class, and I’ve turned up with my leggings inside out its obvious these are not a clean pair. I start the class and do yoga poses but I keep farting. I excuse myself and explain that sometimes yoga poses make you fart. But the more poses I do the more my butt farts. I blame the floorboards for the noise knowing inside its really me. The smell in the room is getting bad now and I try and ignore it. I bend over doing yoga poses and you can all see how dirty my leggings are... I finish the class and explain that I had a dodgy curry and the noises were not the floor boards like I suggested, it was in fact my arse. #leggings #fart #farting #gassy #fartfetish #gassy #Onlyevamarie