Sigh, I cannot believe that I just caught the popular girls giving you wedgies again!! Good thing I walked around the corner and could convince them to finally stop… Although it wasn’t before they gave you a huge atomic wedgie! I know you say you can defend yourself, but clearly you need your bestie to help… Here, let me get you out, but uh, I think you’ll need to fix your underwear situation! It looks ridiculous with them so stretched out! How about you hang out with my boyfriend and I tonight to cheer you up!