You woke up your Owner, Goddess Lana, way too early with all your barking. She is not happy because it's the weekend and you are constantly hungry.  She knows you want some breakfast and she knows exactly what to feed you to teach you a lesson.  She proceeds to spit into your doggy bowl.  Now lap up her spit before you get any food.  She commands you to rinse your mouth with her spit to get rid of your bad doggy breath.  Now you're going to eat whatever she feeds you. She starts to chew up some almonds and rather than swallow them, she spits the food into your bowl.  You are going to have to eat it all up, but she knows that you are addicted to her, all of her, including her spit, her scent and all of her body, so she knows you'll become addicted to all of the food she chews up and makes you eat!  She laughs at you as a real man would never be addicted to eating all her chewed up food!  You are just a filthy beast and a stupid puppy to her. Now before you lick the bowl clean, Goddess Lana puts her foot into the bowl and makes you lick her foot clean!