you walk in on me eating pizza at the kitchen table. You decide to deliberately gross me out by offering to add some extra cheese on my pizza. putting your dirtiest sneakers up on the table and taking them off, revealing the dirtiest socks you currently have, wiggling your toes and hyping up how much cheese you have between them. Then you peel your socks off and show your soles and toes caked in visible toejam picking between your toes and telling me your favorite story involving your cheesy feet.