"Look, he's still there. I can't believe he's still there." Goddess Aspen exclaims to Goddess Mimi. "I thought you were lying." Goddess Mimi replies "No, girl. This one is the longest toilet that I've ever had." "You sick, pathetic bitch." Goddess Mimi interjects. As you sit at the bottom of the bowl, waiting to receive our sweet waste, we tease you and berate you. We tell you how you are so disgusting. You have a strong odor, and it lingers. You smell like a fucking toilet. I inform her that I don't bathe you, and that I secure you to the bottom of the toilet, sealing all exit points except your mouth. Your mouth is meant to receive. You're anchored at the bottom! We tease you with our asses and say we're buzzed from sipping lots of liquids. We tell you that we will be using you quite frequently tonight, as it is Ladies Night! I explain to Goddess Mimi that you are the longest toilet to make it this far, and that most human toilets expire after 3 months. You have proven to be a reliable toilet bitch, and I tell her that she should consider getting one of her own from Toilet Deliver Services.