Hi employee, I'm the new HR hire. They gave me a special task, to eradicate male harassment within the company. You know, I could ask you some questions to get more information about you as my colleagues would do, but I don't need it, I’m aproduct of AI, so I can enter your phone or your PC and see if, for example, you have saved porn or photos of female colleagues or even read your chats between you and the other pigs in suits who work here, I do it like this ? You seem disappointed, perfect then I'll do that! But look at you pig, your computer and phone are infested with pornographic material, think what would happen if only your wife or your step-parents knew, there's nothing you can do, you're just a pig like your colleagues. I could report you to your bosses and get you fired but I'm good and therefore I will make you the same offer that I also made to your colleagues... [...] Follow me on Twitter: @goddessVeroC