Oh darling you've worked so hard to scrimp and save. You've missed out on concerts, vacations and so much more to build up your life savings. Well, fuck your life savings. I am going to spend every last dollar of it on my next shopping spree. Designer purses, shoes, dresses! I will buy buy buy. Seeing your bank account go from thousands to absolutely nothing, makes you hard. With each charge, you get hornier and weaker. Knowing that your hard work is funding my mall trip is getting you off harder than sex ever has. Here is a secret, fucker, I don't even like purses. But I like wasting your money. Haha, I will drain your bank account dry!