Hey I'm running a little late for our private yoga session, it's my IBS again and I'm super gassy today.  To begin our class let's start with some meditation and during this process many things may come up. Might even be a fart and a few farts, just let it all go. I will teach you the art of letting go! I'm really gassy today so part of being peaceful is acceptance. You will accept all my farts! Now onto some stretches and when I fart just accept it. Trust me I have the nastiest farts so today's class will be extra special.  I see just how accepting you are of my big farts, in fact you look rather excited down there if you know what I mean. You don't have a fart fetish do you? How about I pull down these yoga leggings and get a really good smell of my filthy ass.