I'm sitting on the toilet, ready to clean my butt when I realized you finished the toilet paper and didn't replace it with a new roll... Again! I've told you a million times, but apparently words don't have any effect on you. I guess I'll have to teach you this lesson in a more impactful manner... You're going to be my toilet paper today. Get ready to clean my dirty, stinky asshole with your tongue. I'm pretty sure you'll regret not replacing that toilet paper roll!