Things have been feeling a little off lately around my home. Strange events keep happening and I feel a weird energy lingering. I'm talking to my friend on the phone and trying to explain that I think my house might be haunted. She consoles me and offers to come by later that evening to stay with me so I'm not as afraid. I hang up with her and that's when things get super scary. I feel a spirit take over my body and my arms are moving involuntarily. It seems a ghost has entered my body and has not only changed my underwear into nerdy pink granny panties but makes me wedgie myself uncontrollably over and over. I beg the spirit to stop but they keep making me give myself wedgies and spanks until leaving me in a humiliating atomic wedgie and completely confused.