A fat pig like you has no self control. No discipline whatsoever. I'm sure you have a big gulp cup within your arm's reach too. Indulge in your masturbation habit as you're overeating like the fat fuck you truly are deep down inside. Your dick in one hand and pizza in the other. Sprinkle already eaten candy wrappers around you. Crumbs all over your chest. At least when you lay down to jerk off, your belly spreads out and you can finally see your dick. Do what you do best and MASTURBATE YOU FAT FUCK!