You want to feel USEFUL to me. I understand that it's hard to access that experience when you're a beta male. And, don't worry, before I tell you how you CAN be useful, I'm going to make sure you know all the ways you can't be useful to me first. There are A LOT. LOL. I mean, come on, you're ugly, you have a disgusting cock, I'm guessing you're not making the gym a priority, so you can't offer me physical labor. You've annihilated all your braincells with porn, so you can't engage me with intellectual conversation. I'm guessing that, since you need intellect to have wit, you're not funny, so you can't make me laugh. What does that leave? CASH. But I don't want just some random amount. I've got a few things you're going to think about, a few things to consider first. You're going to write me a very special note attached to your tribute today. I want you to get really honest with yourself. I know I'm already on your mind 24/7, but we're taking it to a whole new level today.