Of course you're a virgin. Look at how small your dicklet is. You tried, sure. But no woman was actually going to let you try to put that pathetic little thing in them. They would never feel you with how microscopic it is. Don't worry, I'm here to put you in your place. A virgin loser for life. That will never change. No one will ever touch you. There will only be me collecting the Tiny Dick Tax owed to me for even having to lay eyes on how small it is. Reminding you this is as good as it will ever get.