You decided to prank me by adding real dairy to my coffee-- knowing I'm lactose intolerant. Immediately my tummy is rumbling, and I can't hold in my farts! I step away to rip some of the loudest farts ever, and come back apologetic and embarrassed. That's when I realize-- you did this on purpose! I'll teach YOU to play pranks on people! I tackle you and pin you down, covering your mouth with duct tape so you have no choice but to breathe through your nose as I stick my hairy asshole in your face and let rip the nastiest farts. You'll learn your lesson today after huffing my smelly dairy farts!