Don’t worry goon patient, I can already tell by your face you relapsed. You abandon all of the knowledge you’ve picked up in our sessions and gooned the fuck out uncontrollably letting it take over your life while I was away. I’m disappointed but not surprised, you need me to guide you through life and this lapse in your judgement has proven that. You will always be my goon patient. A goonaholic is never cured but your gooning addiction can be managed. You were doing such a fantastic job under my lead, when you follow the program everything in your life is better. Don’t worry I’ll get you back on track. I’m not going to punish you today, I want to remind you that this is a safe space and encourage you to always be honest with me so instead I’m going to give you a dose of what you crave most. An intense goon session guided by Counselor Alissa but only if you promise me one thing…
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