Why am I laughing at my phone? Well, one of my other friends is teasing me about how I'm hanging out with you this weekend because I have a huge ass, and well, you're an ass guy... So, do you want to see it, maybe even touch it? That’s fine with me, but it seems like that's caused you a bit of a problem in your pants... How about I help! I'm serious, I give amazing hand jobs, and we can even make a deal of it. I'll give you a hand job and you can pay for my share of the gas on this trip. Now, since I have you where I want you, how about each time I edge and tease you, I make you agree to paying for something more! That way I can drain your wallet while I drain your balls! I did warn you that I give truly amazing hand jobs.