Believe it or not, you CAN get a girlfriend and I do actually encourage you to do so. Why? We'll get to that later. There's just one rule you need to follow which ensures you will make some kind of a splash in the dating pool. You will never be dating material for a woman like me and my caliber so just like the rest of your sad boring life, you need to reduce your expectations and Beta... don't hope for anything. Just stop it. You should know better because hopes and dreams are just like hotties like me - they ignore you! There is a type of girlfriend for boys like you. A type of girlfriend which I find highly amusing to laugh at and humiliate desperate loser boys like you for. A type of girlfriend that after a very short while will find you begging me to dump her so you can go back to fucking the palm of your hand. You're so desperate for a partner but more desperate than that is your need to fail and deepen your humiliation kink so you'll follow my Beta Dating Etiquette and seek out this equally low-value creature of a female I will tell you all about.