You wake up to me on top of you. You think we're going to fuck, but I have other plans. I burp in your face and next thing you know, you wake up and you're now a tiny man. You ask why I shrunk you and the verbal humiliation begins. You're a fuckin loser. You're the worst boyfriend I have ever had. You don't have a job. Your dick sucks and you don't know how to fuck. The list of reasons goes on and on, but my stomach is growling and I'm starving. You're finally going to be useful. I'm going to devour you. This is going to hurt you. I swallow you whole and hear your screams. I continue to insult you and burp. My stomach is so bloated and growling so loud. You're digesting and melting away. I'm so happy you're my ex now.