Your caring, sweet girlfriend has really been trying to convince you to get circumcised, so she summoned me, the Circumcision Fairy! When I look back in your memories I am shocked to find that you don’t have any negative feelings about that gross floppy thing between your legs… I guess I will have to alter those memories and make you think that growing up uncut was horrible! I bet you will have a ton of humiliating stories to tell your girlfriend about in the morning, but don't worry, she will be there to support you through your inevitable surgery!