Listen up s hithead: it's time you stopped wanking to the thought of being my toilet and actualized your fantasy into reality. I want you to come to Los Angeles to serve me in person as my human toilet. Enough pointless wanking and serving from afar -- be about it. Eat my kaviar in person. I know the more you think about it, the more you cum to it, the more I'm imprinted in your brain... the desire grows stronger and stronger inside of you each time. So stop avoiding it. You know it's inevitable that I turn you into my own little latrine, right?