I am starting a club for losers only and I am giving you special access. Ready to be MVP of micropenises? For the first time instead of being excluded from a group you are allowed to ascribe to one. Join the only club where you won’t be outshined and if you are it won’t be from a bigger dick but a smaller one because I am not measuring your worth by your dick length but by how far you will go for me. Give up your girth and length for a cage if you really want to impress a gorgeous girl like me.