This July? You’re staying IN! And jerking, jerking jerking till you jizz all over yourself! I want you you furiously rubbing one out, indulging in this bliss. Every. Single. Day. I want you in a stroke FRENZY. Of course I want to make your porn addiction worse!! Of course you’re going to obey. It feels so much better to go dumb for internet brats than going out and being rejected. Think about it, why would women want a guy like you, who can only get hard to porn, who revels in my humiliation, and who would rather stay home and jerk themselves into a stupor than try to get a girlfriend. Face it! You belong parked in front of your computer screen like the loser you are!! Let my words sink under your skin.