ATTENTION IS EXPENSIVE

You are always begging for my attention and you know what? Beggars can’t be choosers. You are lucky my attention is ever for sale, loser. Get excited to pay whatever I feel like charging once you are caught in my flytrap. I don’t care if you can’t afford to talk to me, debt is always an option. Loans exist for desperate horny losers like you to take out and send to pretty bossy sexy girls like me.