Hello bitch. I’m back from toning my tight, gorgeous, perfect petite body at Pilates class, and I thought it would be cute to do a little comparison study between her and I. Think about your significant other while you’re looking at me and taking me in. My blonde bratty pigtails, pillowy lips, velvety skin, and toned feminine figure. My sculpted tiny waist and strong thighs in this cute workout outfit and arrogant, superior, entitled attitude. My dominance is natural because my superiority is an incontestable truth. This little study between us is an effortless reminder of my total, utter power and supremacy, and her irrelevance in comparison. Yes, I know that you “love her”. LOL. But we both know that she will never compare. And you’ll risk your relationship just for me to notice you < 3