Picture it. Your wife is pregnant after cheating on you with a bbc. You haven’t told those closest to you about the situation, until now. Not the cheating dummy, the pregnancy! Right now, you’re trying to convince them that you’ve impregnated your wife. There are questions about past sperm count readings that reflected a below average sperm count. Your wife can’t help but to snicker and rub it in. That leads to a series of events you couldn’t have predicted.