Mean Girlfriend Smacks You In The Face With Flaccid Balloon

You are such a weird fucking loser. Just the sight of this soft, flaccid, swirly balloon with lots of colors is giving you a half chub, isn't it, you freak? I bet if I smacked you in the face with it over and over that would send you over the edge. At least the balloon is nicer to look at than your tiny smelly cheese dick and gross saggy ball sack. But you would know a lot about saggy ball sacks hitting you in the face now too, wouldn't you? Now hold still and DON'T TOUCH while I keep smacking your face with your boner balloon until I get bored.