Psst, you! I have to tell you something! The woman you're with...she's been cheating on you! She's been going behind your back with the hottest guy ever and has been the whole time you've been together! How are you taking the news? You look kind of sad but also kind of turned on? Um, why does your boner look so small!? No wonder she's been cheating this whole time...you're a fucking CUCK!